Mercurypoisoningthirdavenue

Hi. Welcome to Mercury Poisoning Third Avenue, Mercury Bar East's very first blog.

We have created this blog in order to inform you about all the crazy and amazing activities that occur in our establishment daily. The shenanigans will blow your mind, change your life, leave you breathless and astounded, and have you aching for more...not really, I'm just rambling cuz I'm new at this and I feel like its my first day of kindergarten-but we do have fun here and we would like you to be in on it. Enough small talk...

It's that dreaded day of the year. We call it Black Vday around here. (give us a break, anti-valentines day was over-used). Even when you are in love, isn't the day just a bit over-rated? Seriously, don't spend your money on flowers and candy and jewelery, just come here and spend it on booze. Ok, I'm just bitter-celebrate love if you must...but stop in and have a $5 Love Poison shot either way. (I pull the names out of my you know what-you come up with a better one)

The Winter Olympics are in full effect, and we've got them on our big screens. One of the best parts about watching them with no sound is making up your own commentary. Just today our good buddy Brian noted that whilst the highly competitive and somehow under rated adrenaline pumping sport of ski jumping is an anticipated and skill-requiring event, the American somehow manage to nail it, although his skis, body position, height, and landing appeared to be identical to the athlete before him-according to our untrained average joe eyes. You really have to hear the commentator's banter in a sport like that in order to be involved in understanding the difference between one-one thousanth of a point, but its fun to make up your own reasons anyway.

Don't forget to stop by our Rocky Horror Night tomorrow! A few of the sensational Mercury staff have been known to owe their lives to one Musical Theatre training facility or another, and would like to invite you to join in a night of Mayhem. We are showing the movie starting at 9pm Monday night, but those who do it right come at 8. Most of us are dressing the part, so don't be the only one who doesn't have fish nets! Don't worry if you don't know the audience participation ques-we have skilled instructors who will teach and refine the outrageous, sometimes offensive, but all too necessary cat-calls and gestures that are essential to the Rocky Horror experience.

$4 Red-head sluts and $6 Meatloaf